It seems like a while since we have heard the progress of the mysterious Shithawkâ„¢. but never fear for countess shirley Creamhorn has contacted us once more with the latest update, and it looks like things are slowly taking shape!
“Dear world wide web perusers,
It is I, Countess Shirley Creamhorn, writing this letter to you from the beautiful grounds of the Shithawk mansion. Our young and talented groundskeeper and sculptor, Dr. Apeface, has begun to put the finishing touches to the sculpt of myself and our glorious mascot, the Shithawk.
Once the final amends have been successfully completed, I hope to have this beautiful piece of art cast in Bronze for our courtyard and also developed into a childs plaything, using a medium called ‘vinyl’.
I hope you find this information charming and the glorious image of the mighty Shithawk fills your heart with joy,
Yours sincerely,
Shirley Creamhorn
Shithawk, inc.“
