"Dear readers of Vinyl Abuse, I, Shirley Creamhorn, am writing to you from the Shithawk Inc. mansion on this blustery evening. I am pleasured to inform you that Dr. Apeface has completed the sculpt for the statue, which I present to you here. The next step in this glorious adventure is a resin cast, which I will present to you in the near future.
Thank you for your time, I bid you adure,
To continue the wonderful mystery that is Shithawkâ„¢ (you can keep up with this by looking under the Shithawk category
) we have another letter from Mrs Creamhorn...
Â "Hello again dear readers of Vinyl Moose dot com, Countess Shirley Creamhorn here from Shithawk Incorporated. I'm penning this letter to you lovely scallywags to tell you about the progress of our grand statue which will adorn the courtyard of our fine manor.I completed the attached sketch of myself, which I drew with my own fair hands, gazing into the mirror, appreciation ones beauty, if I do say so myself.Dr. Apeface has been passed this sketch and will commence work on the sculpture imminently, which I think is spiffing news. Once there is progress on said sculpt, I shall take pictographs and send them via courier pigeon to your pretty selves, for you share amongst the upper classes (we could not have the riff-raff viewing our fine wares)Until that time i bid you adure fine fellows,Your eloquently,Shirley CreamhornShithawk, inc."